Does your living room look like this?

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I’m falling asleep just looking at it. Wow. That is boring.

There are many people out there who claim an all-white room looks “crisp” and “clean”. Well, I’m here to put an end to these absurdities. Your home should make people feel happy to be there, not worried that they if they put their glass of milk down, they may never be able to find it again.

So it’s a great idea to incorporate some colour. Now, you could take the easy way out and just buy a bright pillow or two, maybe a new rug, or some flowers and call it a day. But why not get a little crazy? Why not blow people’s minds with a loud and proud sofa?

Here’s a few I’ve found for inspiration. Please, don’t adjust your screen settings; the sofas really are that vibrant.

Like a bowl of limes on your coffee table… but BETTER!

Love chesterfield sofas? Well, everyone says you have to go GREEN nowadays. You know, save the environment and all. I think the best place to start would be with some green furniture. How about a nice lime green sofa courtesy of Distinctive Chesterfields? Voila!

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You’ll never feel blue again

This sofa, from Plastic Fantastic, is coated with a soft rubber. So, you see, it serves a double purpose: waterproof AND colourful.

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Reddy or not

[Side note: How good am I at lame puns?]

Your living room just got a little bit sexier with this sofa smack dab in the middle of your floor. Hello, bachelor pad!

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Sitting pretty in pink

For the girly girl in all of us, here’s a bright pink sofa to match your nail polish and barbie dolls. OR, if you want to get a little punk rock, paint everything else in the room black.

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Orange you glad I picked this sofa?

You guys, I think I’ve found the ultimate colour burst for all of your guests to enjoy. Not only is this a sofa, and not only is it orange…. well, just click the link below the image to find out what happens next.

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Who doesn’t like the simpsons. Who? I started thinking about this as a joke but then it evolved into a serious thought process. I mean imagine being friends with someone who didn’t like the simpsons. shudder. It’s now policy to routinely only accept friends into my inner circle if they are hardcore simpsons afficionados. I mean, they might SEEM ok on the outside but there’ll be something wrong on the inside. Something seriously wrong…

Anyways, I’m now a few friends lighter (and better off for it!) so I had time to compile a collection of my favourite simpsons intros. If you don’t agree, scroll down to the bottom and you can watch every single intro. Ever. In order. I genuinely can’t imagine a better way to spend 7:13 of your life.

1) The Escher Intro.

Simple, elegant, mind f***king. I love it!

2) The evolution of Homer.

Who knew that the evolution of such a simple creature could take so long? Time to marvel in all God’s creations… Hold on, something doesn’t add up there.

3) Star wars Simpsons

In a springfield far, far away… The possiblity of a whole film like this just makes me salivate. (not official this one I’m afraid)

4) We’re the flintstones, we’re the flintstones!

Another cool crossover, this one’s official though!

5) Trippy intro.

You tell me there weren’t drugs used in the making of this. Honestly, what kind of example is this setting for our…erm……our….for our…….. WHOAH!

Not had enough of simpsons intros?! Well check out this bad boy. Every single simpsons intro. Ever. In Order. Seasons 1 – 10. (Warning, that’s 7:13 of your life down the drain)

People are different. Fact. No, I mean really different. What may appear a work of art to one is just a piece of junk to another. One persons Monet is another’s out of focus painting. Although some people have similar tastes and might even share many of the same likes and dislikes the sofa always sorts the milk from the cows.

Why is this? It’s because everyone’s sofa means something different. To some it’s a fashion statement, to some it’s a sanctuary, some people spend their life on the sofa while others only watch the 10 o’clock news on it. Hell, some people probably only screw on the sofa.

So here’s a few things you can learn from someone’s sofa:

The untouched, pristine, no-shoes-to-be-worn-while-on-the-carpet sofa.

You all know this sofa, and this household. It’s run by someone who would have told Hitler off for not brushing his teeth. The head of the house is most definitely female and the MOST IMPORTANT THING is law and order. Not for any purpose, simply so they can live an ‘ordered’ and ‘lawful’ life. No shoes worn inside the house, no food eaten on the sofa. In fact, all pleasure from eating has been removed from life due to the over-riding fear of dropping/spilling food on the carpet.

The multi-coloured throw over the sofa from Africa (but bought in Ikea).

This is the province of the stoner, the retired hippy, or student. The throw is bright and gaudy and is designed to show how multi-cultural the owner is. How terribly free spirited they are, and how in touch with other cultures they are. Note – the throw will probably be the one on special offer from Ikea. In reality, seeing the throw just reminds the owner how pathetically futile their existence is every time they look at it. Still, at least it brightens the room up.

The beat-up, ragged, mis-treated sofa. Burn marks and stains mandatory.

This is the REAL sofa that the traveller owns. It’s been slept on by any number of different types of people, many of them at the same time. There are burn marks from the joints that have been rolled and stains from all manner of substances, most illegal. This is the sofa Jack Kerouac would own. It is, however, not very comfortable.

The expensive, couture piece of art. I mean you can sit on it if you must.

But if you ARE doing to sit on it darling, please be sure to perch on the edge – allowing your back to touch the upright cushion is simply not allowed. Like everything in the owners life, the sofa is primarily for form rather than function. The same probably holds for the owners reproductive organs. Rarely used but well trimmed.

I once defeated [insert evil gaming villain here] with my hackmaster +8 sitting right here!

The refuge of the hardcore gamer, this sofa gets some serious use and it’s user is probably lugging a few extra pounds too. There’ll be a dent in the middle of the sofa and a wii remote and wires EVERYWHERE. Most likely you’ll also find crumbs and half-eaten packets of dorritos. Sit anyway you like, put your feet up, eat cookies, make crumbs JUST FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON’T CHANGE ANY OF THE GAME SETTINGS. Losing the owner 14hours work, erasing their custom button presses and over-writing their last 3 save points will earn you a place in their little black book. You don’t want to get in the little black book. Trust me.